Todays blog is about my fat boyfriend Adam...and golden retrievers.
So first golden retrievers...cause these golden puppies are cute.
So every time I take a test stating which dog breed I am, I always get golden retriever. Maybe its a sign that I should get one haha.
I dunno. Im still more of a greyhound person. Rather not have a dog be active indoors. Maybe a super old golden retriever is what I should get. Or one named Doug
=]
So now that Im passed the cute puppy picture...lets talk about Adam.
Yesterday, Adam ate a half a gallon of Chinese food. Isnt he fat? I had a subway sandwich and a pop tart...and he called ME fat.
XD
So he said he would work out and get his six pack back. Well then he went on to say that he had a scary six pack.
In that case, Id rather keep you fluffy hon.
Although I do like the bumpy feel up abs. Hed get a lot more belly rubs...
...like a golden retriever...
So I guess he can now be golden Adam.
I ? Adam....really
But Id probably leave him if he became severely obese. Im sorry but Im not sexually attracted to people that look like this
And Id probably lose all interest.
And dont say Im shallow (although maybe a little). I like to be active and obviously someone that got to the point of that person in the pic isnt for me.
But squishy is VERY attractive to me. =]
Squishy and under.
Its probably why I dont like myself that much...cause I see myself above squishy and go "EWW WTF" all the time and I wonder why I was the same as a child and my parents never did anything about it.
But then I look...and see that they are just too effing lazy to make good food or enforce going outside every now and then.
XD
so end to my mildly offensive blog? Not quite. Maybe to being offensive.
Id really love to get my own place with a gym. How many of you would just come over to use the gym...besides Adam? I totally wouldnt mind and if there was a pool Id have extra towels for EVERYONE!!
YAY
and a black person fridge full of kool aid.
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