Also said that you probably shouldn’t lay with a dude like you do women (and if you don’t lay with women…)
BUT he would deny you figs.
12 And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry: 13 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. 14 And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.
I don’t blame him though. Figs are friggin nasty.
